Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Quinnbots

What is a Quinnbot?
-Someone with little to no football knowledge who has likely invested several hundred dollars in Lady "Drama Quinn" Frye pink jerseys and fatheads.

-A hardcore "homer" with a truly myopic vision of the Browns. These are the same people who wanted Charlie Frye behind center, and thought he would lead us to the playoffs.

-Has a mancrush on Lady Queen. To Quinnbots, Quinn represents everything they weren't but wanted to be. Unfortunately they fail to realize he simply isn't an NFL level QB.

-Will use any sort of tactics to defend their hero, including "scortched earth" and "strawman" arguments (Thanks DAGENCEE).

Example:

"Not even Joe Montana could have scored a TD Out there today"
"Look at Troy Aikmen his rookie year, his stats are comparable to Quinns"
"DA Would have done worse"

These are arguments based on hypothetical situations, not hard facts or proof. These sort of tactics are standard for the Quinnbot.

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